Bad Larry
New Ultimate Frisbee Motto
Last year I tried to get the UPA to adopt a new motto. I'm not sure what the old motto was, probably something about the spirit of the game and loving your brothers and sisters, or something sad and pathetic like that.
So I suggested a new motto; "Ultimate Frisbee! Call Your Own Damn Fouls!". I thought it was great, but it received luke warm support. Now I have some new ideas. Please feel free to submit your own.
Ultimate Frisbee:
1. 40 Years of Irrelevance!
2. Is that a man or a woman?
3. Real sports have no fans!
4. My mom loves to watch, but she can't figure out the score.
5. If you call a foul on me, I will call a foul on you.
6. Chuckin' it for the love of it, even tho I hate it.
7. Your team is such a clique, but mine totally isn't. I wish I could say this to your face, but I'm afraid to be seen talking to you.
8. Our parties are the greatest. Even tho frat guys and rugby players say the same thing, its different.
9. Its just like soccer, basketball and football. So if you are terrible at all three you can play ultimate.
10. If you lose Sectionals or you win Nationals, it doesn't matter. Everyone gets a T-shirt.
So I suggested a new motto; "Ultimate Frisbee! Call Your Own Damn Fouls!". I thought it was great, but it received luke warm support. Now I have some new ideas. Please feel free to submit your own.
Ultimate Frisbee:
1. 40 Years of Irrelevance!
2. Is that a man or a woman?
3. Real sports have no fans!
4. My mom loves to watch, but she can't figure out the score.
5. If you call a foul on me, I will call a foul on you.
6. Chuckin' it for the love of it, even tho I hate it.
7. Your team is such a clique, but mine totally isn't. I wish I could say this to your face, but I'm afraid to be seen talking to you.
8. Our parties are the greatest. Even tho frat guys and rugby players say the same thing, its different.
9. Its just like soccer, basketball and football. So if you are terrible at all three you can play ultimate.
10. If you lose Sectionals or you win Nationals, it doesn't matter. Everyone gets a T-shirt.
posted by jfs at 3:00 PM
3 Comments:
Ultimate frisbee: "No, we don't use them dogs."
Ultimate frisbee: "It's like women's lacrosse, only underwater and
with more stoppages." (Kate actually said this once without the
underwater part)
Ultimate frisbee: "Whites only"
Ultimate frisbee: "Free RedBull!"
Ultimate frisbee: "Yeah, I played with him once in this pickup
tournament, it was pretty sweet. We played this sick matchup zone
where the off point would rotate over and collapse on the
swing-chucker and he totally got like three handblocks. We even beat
this Jammer/ScoopdyDoopder combo team that had like four dudes from
Team USA. Then we crushed the party, we had like nine dudes at 1:40,
and Trim broke some dudes rear windshield with a brick. So we
definitely won the party. Yeah, it was pretty sweet."
Ultimate frisbee: "Plastic + elitism + weed = FUN!"
Ultimate frisbee: "Injury!"
Ultimate frisbee: "Where everyone is a GFS"
I am definitely in for a rockies game.
side note: I think my next post will be fresh motto ideas for my hapless KC Royals.
Royals Baseball: Generating less fan interest than your local ultimate frisbee team!
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