Steve Perry Fantasy
I was out at a dive bar with the girl I'm dating and we were talking about nothing in particular. We have been very open and honest with each other lately, so I decided it was a good moment to ask her what her about her fantasies. My fantasies mostly consist of dressing up the girl in some sexy outfit and having sex with her in the shower. So I was not shocked or frightened when she said she wanted to dress me up. I told her I was cool with it, but she hesitated when I asked her how she wanted me to dress up. She took a deep breath and a large swill of beer and told me that she wanted me to dress up like Steve Perry and sing "Don't Stop Believin" while I dance around in front of her wearing skin tight jeans and a sleevless t-shirt with piano keys drawn across the chest. She said she wants the jeans to be tight enough that she can see my "ca-man-el-toe".
I looked away from her. I was scared. I was confused. I didn't know what to say. I don't know if I can do something like that. It just feels wrong. I guess its not up to me, tho. This is her fantasy. I turned back to face her and I grabbed her hand and squeezed it and told her that I would try to fulfill her Steve Perry fantasy. Its like the man said, "Any way you want it, Thats the way you need it." Now I just need to find some skin tight jeans that I can actually dance in.
I looked away from her. I was scared. I was confused. I didn't know what to say. I don't know if I can do something like that. It just feels wrong. I guess its not up to me, tho. This is her fantasy. I turned back to face her and I grabbed her hand and squeezed it and told her that I would try to fulfill her Steve Perry fantasy. Its like the man said, "Any way you want it, Thats the way you need it." Now I just need to find some skin tight jeans that I can actually dance in.
1 Comments:
that is funny. i laughed out loud to my jade plant.
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