I play elite ultimate frisbee

I live in 'rado. I live to get radical. I chuck the 'bee. my favorite throw is the thumber. I call it the "'mber". I only throw it during elite frisbee games and I only throw it to elite players. I know this because I only play in elite ultimate matches. I only play with the top twenty players in the world. I know the top twenty players in the world because I play elite ultimate frisbee with them in elite ultimate frisbee matches. If you want to play on our elite ultimate frisbee squad then you have to show me your skills. you can show me your skills at a league game that I will watch from a significant distance because I don't want anyone to think that I am associated with league frisbee. It doesn't really matter how close I am to your game because I don't really need to watch you play. I can tell how good you are just by asking you what throws you can throw. If you have the requisite throwing skills then you can take the elite ultimate frisbee player knowledge test where you must match the top twenty players in the world with their respective club team. For extra credit you can write in your own clever elite ultimate frisbee team name. You can receive up to ten extra points based on the cleverness of your team name. If you fulfill all of the requirements I will invite you to my elite ultimate frisbee team's open practice where the top twenty elite ultimate frisbee players in the world will ignore you for two hours while they practice dazzling you with the best throws in the world. After your two hours are up we will tell you that we don't have room for you on our squad but there are a number of other squads in town that are better suited to your skill set. In the future, you can request to speak to any of the top twenty players in the world at tournaments and you can tell all of your teammates that you know the top twenty ultimate players in the world. And that is really all its about, isn't it?